June 2012
16 posts
OMG, What An Awesome Church!
worklols:
This restored my faith.
irosyan:
Queen Fact
The Queen is turned off at night to save electricity
the hmrc holding music sounds like an angry duck in a lift….
May 2012
380 posts
I’m a terrible dog mother I left flash’s badger at the office
Anti-Bullying Hitler
epicwtfs:
He’s my favorite Hitler.
wtf!!
fawnascoggins replied to your post: Thought
Yes. You must also pay the offended party 3 jars of nutella for each ovary. (FYI I am offended.)
damn, no children for me :P
allerleirauhh replied to your post: Thought
I’ve never tried nutella but it looks absolutely disgusting.
its kinda just its not the taste sensation you expect, its over priced chocolate spread
Thought
If other women find out i’m not that fussed about nutella do I have to give my ovaries back :-/
Reblog if you have an imaginary life inside your...
ihniandern:
kamero-gomez:
deathfeathers:
hundred and hundreds of AUs
Yeah, I’ve lost count of how many times I’ve saved the world. Or destroyed it.
Weather forecast: 64 degrees with sunshine.
English Person: Quick let's get the BBQ, paddling pool and deck chairs out, let me go get my shorts and flip flops oh and don't forget the sun tan cream factor 50.
WELSH PERSON: What is this strange, bright light? Oh my God, get inside children, get inside, it could be dangerous, have we got anything to protect ourselves, no, only raincoats, oh help, what's this odd feeling, I'm not cold, it must be what we've read about... warmth.
SCOTTISH PERSON: WIT THE FUCK IS THAT
Texas Person: Oh God. OH GOD. WHERE DID THE WARMTH GO? JESUS SAVE US ALL. HURRY TO CHURCH AND PRAY, CHILDREN, PRAY THAT THIS FROZEN LANDSCAPE SOON THAWS.
Florida Person: It's such a nice day outside today. Maybe...whaT THE FUCK WHY IS IT SO DAMN COLD. TIME TO BREAK OUT THE JACKETS, SCARFS, UGGS, PANTS, AND MY HAT. JESUS CHRIST WHAT--FUCK IT'S RAINING.
Tumblr Person: Nice day for blogging.
California Person: Oh great, more fog.
Spirit World: Haha.
Australian Person: Fuck, mate, when did we get to Melbourne?
Arizona Person: Better break out the winter gear early. Oh, now it's 105. Perfect weather for a stroll in the park.
Minnesota Person: Shorts, t-shirt, let's walk the dog(s)! Bicycles and motorcycles and driving weather! C'mon kids, let's go for a drive around the lake! Oh? Lilacs are blooming? Golly gee, bless those poor folks with allergies!
Irish Person: (shrugs) It won't last. It never does.
So I return home to my loving husband and indifferent dog (unless there is treats or sleeps involved then he loves me) to wash the bird shit out of my hair after being pood on by the largest bird (or at least one that had been saving it up) and there is very little hot water FML!
reasons I love my office
Jo reading out the back of a porn DVD!
I wonder if at Avenger parties at Stark Tower Tony...
captainamericaishot:
Can I be a fan of something but not part of the fandom? Seriously I need to know
holy shit guys they've actually censored...
flightofthecoco:
shercockandmycrotch:
similar to an incident we had with microsoft outlook sensoring an email because it contained the word sex (the companies name was active sussex) Scunthorpe has similar issues apparently
Not-so-happy Anymore: Zombie apocalypse coming... →
ladyatheist:
ironman-chan:
ihopericksantorum:
5/16: McArthur High School HazMat Situation Students, Teachers Decontaminated After Breaking Out In Rash http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/16/mcarthur-high-school-contamination_n_1521764.html 5/19: No confirmation on…
